Mother's Day has me all reflective. I would like to share a short story from several years ago. I always think about it around this time of year.
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I was building catapults with my GT kids and needed more plastic spoons. Specifically the heavy duty ones that can withstand a rapid fire propulsion of marshmallows. I started at Dollar Tree, but being regularly questionably stocked I wasn't surprised when they were out. Then I stopped at Walgreens, but they were out too. Ugh. I had to trek to Walmart for stupid spoons.
I was pissed. It was a Saturday afternoon in May. The store was crowded. I hate Walmart in the afternoon. I get to the paper good section to find.....not a goddamn spoon in the place. What the hell! Next to me are two women and I unintentionally start this conversation.
Me: (exasperated) Why are there no spoons!?!?!?!?! Where are they!?
Lady #1: (like, duh) It is Mother's Day weekend.
Me: (very snark-castic) Of course! How thoughtless of me. I didn't think to get my mom any Mother's Day spoons.
Lady #1: (walks away)
Lady #2: Mother's Day barbecues Sweetie.
So I ask you, did you get your mom her Mother's Day spoons?
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